you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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