I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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