He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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