You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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