I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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