You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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