so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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