you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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