i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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