Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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