so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
