She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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