For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Randomize
