My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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