The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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