Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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