I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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