Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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