Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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