so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm having to shit out rocks
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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