It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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