i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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