I don't think brook has ever known best
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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