Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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