I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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