I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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