like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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