So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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