Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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