This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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