he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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