It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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