Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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