I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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