I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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