i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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