There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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