Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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