Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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