I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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