We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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