i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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