We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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