He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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