Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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