he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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