I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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