nut hugger
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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