My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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