OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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