I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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