you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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