I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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